Hi friends in this one i am going to write about one of my fruitful (fruitful 'coz- our stomachs were full with fruits while we were talking) conversation with my friend Pondy Johnson. He is a really inspiring guy and well you all can also refer him, if u need soul search. I call him pondy with love. You may also address him as that. The writing will depict M as me and P as pondy.
P: So whats up mark? Heard that you gonna quit smoking, stop eating chicken and start exercising, the three most f*****g s**t you have been babbling for the past few years. Why do it do this to yourself, every time u just f**k up things.
M: No, i am gonna make it this time for.....
cutting M short of his words
P: Don't give that crap to me again, this is the same sentence you have been saying for the last few years.
M: But....
again cutting him short
P: No but or b**t, only jat. F**k you man, f**k you hard in your big a**. I am sure that if u apply for the post of a gigolo you will be given first preference seeing your fat a** u fatso. The only advise i can give you is that do it and then say it.
M: Ok taken heed of.
P: What happened to that thing, that you are going to be the next big thing in sports entertainment or should i say betting in a simpler term.
M: Well i started of well. Here goes the whole story about it. I floated a company in the name of betterwin. ya i am talking about the same site which had many links to your pondy sites. As i floated it, a lot many shareholders came into the fray. So unable to handle the work load i appointed an employee named Booby. As i had to attend many important events, i let it upto him to run it. But that dumba** fellow screwed everything up. Eventually i started losing my shareholders and the company went kaput.
P: Oh sh** man!! Are you talking about this guy Booby Bangu......
M: Yeah! (cutting him short).
P: You should have consulted me before hiring him.
M: Why?
P: Coz he was working with me in the pondy industry.
M: What are you saying?
P: Yeah, he was working in all lead roles. Be it blond dept. or big t**s, name any and i can show you all his shows. At the start, when he joined, he was excellent but as days passed by, he was just pathetic. Man have you ever noticed that how expressionless he is. Can you imagine doing "that" and still being expression less. Nonetheless i had to fire him for this. But he was one of the best in the pondy industry and sadly i miss him. So he always starts of very well but later on he just cant finish it.
Even that was his problem in the pondy industry. He used to start off very well but mid-way its gonna all over from him, spraying the beans when it was not supposed to be. But booby bangu is a good guy at heart but not meant for the corporate industry.
M: Ya you are right, i should have consulted you.
TO BE CONTINUED...........................................
look out for the next edition "conversation-yap yap"
DISCLAIMER: Any coincidence to living person is purely unintentional and no pun intended.
NB: Those who cannot understand the meaning of pondy can consult any NIT-Rourkela guys or mail me personally, details will be provided along with links.
