Mark Mishra in a TRANCE

Bum Bum Bhole........Jai Bholenath........Shiva Shiva.........(For my friends from outside India, Bhole, Bholenath, Shiva is a name of our God called the destroyer; refer wiki!!!). F****ing s**t man, i got even fan following internationally ("i heard it getting better and better"- Barney Stinson ; How i met your mother series) , cheers!! guys, cudoz to mark (yeah! thats me kicking some b**t man). This may be the most creative version of my blog so faint hearted stay away coz in this i am gonna kick some really bad as**s on this version. Do not read further, proceed at your own risks, parental guidance advisable!!!
Truth hurts and its gonna pain you right down in your b**t in which you all are sitting and reading this. Many of you must be thinking by now whts this guy writing this crap. Whts the use of that stupid first line trance...thats what i am going to write about.
Now where does shiva come from here....well many of u might have guessed it right by now.he he. Trance means peace within yourself as if no one exists beside you. Shiva came in trance when he set to destroy things. So he must be taking some stuff. To prove it lets get into points as we science and engg. grads think explaining in points fetches more mark. he he...so here it goes;
How and Why Shiva took some stuffs to come in trance?

1. We all know that electrons and protons are the smallest particles around a nuetron. Due to external heat and presure and conditions (the conditions cant be explained as it eat up the whole thing---waste of time
writing it) they became a single cell. And eventually to more complex life forms human beings. And now dont start to think about the crap that big bang or god's creation, we will come to it later through contardictions and i am not gonna talk about big bang coz it is the theory start of universe and i am writhing about our world, got it ! fine.
2. So things happen such that two human forms, a male and female are present. Now how does population increase, we all know, i dont think i have to write it down. As they were alone in this world and nothing to do except eat. And one day the male ate the stuff and came in a trance and started the population boom with the female. You know how he he. That explains How and why (coz he was hungry perhaps or by mistake he ate it. Well who the hell cares why...just think of any damn reason).
So the population started to grow and with time human became more complex and complexand here we are today in mumbai, pune, nagpur, delhi, kolkata, hyderabad, chennai, bangalore; any place you are sitting and reading this. In the above two points male= shiva and female = ?? (u know, i did not write). When we go to the temples of shiva we see it in the shiv ling, thing in a hole (how population grew; cmon now dont tell me that you didnt get it). The shiv ling we see is  how this world is created especially humans.
Thus you have now all come know the truth of how this world created and is filled with humans. As we move ahead let me tell you the next truth.
We humans so bloody and greedy are hell bent in destroying this world through wars, wastage, deforestations and one day i am sure we will be capable of destoying it. Hence shiva instead of being called the creator he is called the destoyer, 'coz he created this mess by eating that stuff, coming in trance and inducing population growth. Now let me sum up all the truths together for easy reading and concluding it.
1. The truth of  how this world was created.
2. The truth of how this world is going to end.

(Now who the hell is gonna type "the truth of " again and again, henceforth just the number and besude it the truth).

3. Why shiva is called the destroyer.
4. The truth behind a shiv ling.
5. The mythology is in sync with the science. The two things say the same thing but in a different language.
6. Why the stuff is called as the prasad of shiv. he he
7. Why one must atleast try once in his lifetime the stuff and experience trance and the truths themselves.
8. You also experience trance in that three letter word.
9. The concept of third eye of shiva which when opens spells doom. Now we all know what the third eye resemble, so when it opens means we are trying for population growth...he he... which means more humans and closer to destroy the world.
10. If you can imagine all things that i wrote with the feelings behind them and can also visualize it, then you are also in trance.


So my friends this was one of my first experience of truth i shared with you all. Now i think you all must be beginning to know why i have my blog name as the above. There are lot many truths experience to come and all different. So till then happy reading.....enjoy.......

NB: This would probably be one of my masterpiece if i make it big someday in writing, he he he he 'coz this was written by me when i was in TRANCE!!!!

Mark Mishra Speaks Out

Guys and girls reading this, the first blog which was written received many compliments (thanks for it) and some questions via sms, and some personally. One of them asked that why the fire in the background and that would be because my friend fire hurts us as truth and both of them are necessary to sustain life. So the background fire is the perfectly matching scenario (more about this fire thing in future). Some of them asked where is the experience with truth? well to them the answer is, have patience it will come eventually, i am not a dumb a** to give a useless topic name, it will come.
Well the following comment was the best and i would elaborate it, one of them asked you seems to have copied the topic name from Gandhi (My experiment with truths). My friend if Gandhi had his experiments with truth then i can vouch for that the experiments mostly failed! Its for all of us to see the condition of our country right from maoists to inflation to terrorism to corruption (and the chain gets longer and longer like tv sops of Ekta Kapoor) we cant do any experiments with truths. And probably he did those experiments way back in 1930's (for the exact date you can refer wiki.....even i referred it) and this is bloody 2010 (when pizza is delivered faster then an ambulance to reach) ok i took it from some hindi movie , but no one gonna sue me for this.The experiments wont work now and  the hard way is by experiencing things. So the name my experience with truths justifies.
This is the last of words written by me, henceforth mark will answer to all your queries and he has asked me to say this to everyone that when you are reading this please become its follower and suggest others also, which would motivate him to write more (its just a marketing gimmick- he he). (Sudeep)
Mark:
Hey friends, how are you all, hope you are enjoying this and will continue. Let me tell ya something give that fat guy, big a**, stubborn head sudeep a break man. Don't bombard him with questions. He just types out the stuffs for me. The views are completely mine and am responsible for it. He has got his own sets of tension and problems, so cmon just chill with him.
Moving ahead you all must be having a penchant that who is this guy man. I am like you all, you can say i am a self imprint of your sub conscious mind. I am free from the bonds, like to wear what you guys wear; jeans, tees, having the penchant for the latest gadgets be it ipod, itouch or xbox (man i love the xbox), zip around in bikes,, loves girls (its the male testosterone- cant help it!) Or you can also picturise me as the guy next door (now boys don't be naughty and start thinking about Elisha Cuthbert in the girl next door, in which she was super hot and sexy). For sure one thing i am not gay. I am just normal guy. Your friend, and a probable guide (if u want me to be) Mark Mishra. So view me as you like as you guys have got the freedom to take me as you like (freedom the only thing successful from Gandhi's experiments with truth).
From the next post onwards we will continue with the experiences of truth i will take u through. Till then enjoy......

NB: This post was supposed to be posted one day earlier but couldn't be due to unforeseen circumstances.